I am a sexy bitch and you want to fuck me
snailespionage:

so as you might’ve guessed from above, this is a giveaway! huge surprise right

there’s gonna be eight prizes total and the order that people win is the order that prizes get picked and they’re gonna be:
-socks!
-cookies! i can make peanut butter or chocolate chip or really any and usually they keep for a while in the mail
-homemade chocolates! 
-a friendship bracelet! 
-a needlepointed bookmark! 
-a couple of actual books! 
-$10 worth of bulk candy!
-your own ecce romani fanfic!

actual information things:
-if you’re following me then you’ll also get a friendly letter and a drawing of a ferret!
-likes and reblogs each count once, although i don’t see how they could count more than once!
-sideblogs are fine!
-you’ve gotta be fine with giving me your address or a forwarding address so that i can send the stuff! unless you pick the fanfiction
-this is gonna end on december 5th! 
-i probably forgot something really important, so message me if you have questions!

snailespionage:

so as you might’ve guessed from above, this is a giveaway! huge surprise right

there’s gonna be eight prizes total and the order that people win is the order that prizes get picked and they’re gonna be:

-socks!

-cookies! i can make peanut butter or chocolate chip or really any and usually they keep for a while in the mail

-homemade chocolates!

-a friendship bracelet!

-a needlepointed bookmark!

-a couple of actual books!

-$10 worth of bulk candy!

-your own ecce romani fanfic!

actual information things:

-if you’re following me then you’ll also get a friendly letter and a drawing of a ferret!

-likes and reblogs each count once, although i don’t see how they could count more than once!

-sideblogs are fine!

-you’ve gotta be fine with giving me your address or a forwarding address so that i can send the stuff! unless you pick the fanfiction

-this is gonna end on december 5th!

-i probably forgot something really important, so message me if you have questions!

Obscure Questions
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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ubercutesy:

themostpopulargirlsinschool:

cuddleparties:

playbunny:

I hope you all saw this coming uvu I got a suggestion last night to make some TMPGIS icons and I couldn’t resist so here we are! Feel free to use any icon you’d like and I hope you enjoy them!

AMANDA

IRA OFHGTNYKRFTD 

PRAISE JESUS

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Has anyone read ‘Looking for Alaska’ by John Green?

callmep00deep:

callmep00deep:

fishingboatproceeds:

sstephaniecaroll:

and if so, would you recommend it?

I thought it was okay.

my question for you is what in the hell is wrong with you

oh wait you’re john green, I’ll just die now

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

lelandjanuska:

This is making me so angry I don’t know why

lelandjanuska:

This is making me so angry I don’t know why